There is no logic. They equate embryos with babies and that’s where the thinking stops and the outrage train leaves the station at approximately 0.8c. The fact that traveling at relativistic velocities like these invites all kinds of problems (like “vaporizing,” for example) never occurs to them.

I mean, “stuck” is relative. If you ask me it’s a tough call whether I want to play with puppies or eat cheesecake all day.

You have much more faith in people than I do :-/

But. You can’t, though? Really? Because I bet actually YOU TOTALLY KNEW IT WAS GOING TO WORK. :(

Too far *for what*?

The fuck is “inundation,” anyway?

Interview people going in and out of the restaurant.

What a great picture, for sure.

is anyone surprised that these people are always half-literate at best

... come sit by me.

What a craven, opportunistic slimeball this guy is.

Yeah, not sure it’s cool to erase the requests of the people *in the community* like that.

The GOP’s racist base is SO FUCKING MAD at her and it is SO FUNNY TO WATCH.

COMMUNISTS R V. V. SRS PPL OK???

This is what I’ve been trying to articulate in all of the back-and-forth about this racist fuckstick. Thanks for summing it up so succinctly.

I seriously just died laughing at “heartbeeps.”

Huh. Some of this is actually... pretty good?

Oh wow. The plot sickens.

#MARCLAMONTHILLSFACEMATTERS

I love this story and hope nothing but awesome shit happens for this family.