I mean, “stuck” is relative. If you ask me it’s a tough call whether I want to play with puppies or eat cheesecake all day.

You have much more faith in people than I do :-/

But. You can’t, though? Really? Because I bet actually YOU TOTALLY KNEW IT WAS GOING TO WORK. :(

Too far *for what*?

The fuck is “inundation,” anyway?

Interview people going in and out of the restaurant.

What a great picture, for sure.

is anyone surprised that these people are always half-literate at best

... come sit by me.

What a craven, opportunistic slimeball this guy is.

Yeah, not sure it’s cool to erase the requests of the people *in the community* like that.

The GOP’s racist base is SO FUCKING MAD at her and it is SO FUNNY TO WATCH.

COMMUNISTS R V. V. SRS PPL OK???

This is what I’ve been trying to articulate in all of the back-and-forth about this racist fuckstick. Thanks for summing it up so succinctly.

I seriously just died laughing at “heartbeeps.”

Huh. Some of this is actually... pretty good?

Oh wow. The plot sickens.

#MARCLAMONTHILLSFACEMATTERS

I love this story and hope nothing but awesome shit happens for this family.

Huh. Miley is significantly less terrible than I thought.