This is seriously blowing my mind.

Wait WHAT?!

Wait, wait, wait.

THAT DAD IS FUCKING AWESOME

Looks like a clean tackle, no hands to the face, wrapped up around the midsection and brought down solidly. No flag.

B-?

This is pretty much the definition of frolicking.

the funding can go weird after the first year or three...

I like "un-fuck you" as a real insult.

I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 Goddamned dicks.

Why cancel?

I was going to post something like this but you said it way better than I would have.

Cleaning services save relationships.

"America is a contradiction of its own goals"

I like that *he* took *you* for runs :)

They have SOOOOOO MUCH ENERGYYYY. They need a yard.

Look, I don't know why you're getting stars for this. I really don't. It is absolutely not possible for Ebola to become epidemic in the US.

People are gullible morons.

Derp.

I feel like I have been seeing a lot of Sheftelesque bullshit to this effect lately complaining about how "selfish" the rest of us who remember to care for our friends and ourselves are.