Affection, cuddling, and adoration

But I'm glad you wrote this article anyway. Really glad. People NEED to be able to talk about this stuff. Mothers, fathers, everyone.

Where was this? It wasn't Ohio, was it?

I should have known better than to step to you on this.

My second year of graduate school I lived in the basement of a very dilapidated house. While getting into bed I felt a *plop* on my left hand, and there sat a spider probably about the size of a half-dollar. I completely flipped the fuck out and smashed the back of my hand against the wall. The spider jumped off and…

I was about 13 when I was eating what appeared to be a perfectly good peach, bit into it, began chewing, took my mouth away and there at the core of it were pale, wriggling... things. I don't know much else detail because I immediately screamed, spat, threw it on the floor and ran in circles.

AUGH YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARE FUEL 'PRECIATE IT BUDDY

GOD DAMMIT FLUTER

Being a guy who has dated significantly older and significantly younger than my own age, I can say this: you get a serious Pavlovian reaction to dating significantly younger after trying it one or two times and getting horribly burned when she realizes she doesn't feel so strongly about you after all.

We are pretty much good for a guaranteed Democratic executive for the next 10 years at least, thanks to GOP gerrymandering backfiring on them and their persistent lack of understanding of GOTV data.

wealth = value

... what will keeping him accomplish?

Depo is unpopular for a whole host of reasons that have nothing to do with things that apply to this solution.

Are you aware the thing has been in regular use in India for years with no side effects?

One tiny needle's injection is not what I'd call "invasive." An IUD is much, much worse.

What have you read that makes you skeptical? (Presuming you are actually a doctor here.)

*applause*

You realize the risk is next to zero, right?