MUCK FICHIGAN

<Emma> *SHADE*

And yet, red pandas remain The Absolute Best.

MARKLARS YOU HAVE TO CALL THEM MARKLARS

Is DC's management just incredibly conservative? I don't get this.

Politics.

He does it on a regular basis to keep us on our toes. It's always enjoyable.

I am saving the article image for reasons.

You keep talking, but I all I hear is "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHRISTIANITY."

Nope. She's gonna get thrown out. No one with any power will stand behind her. This church isn't even CLOSE to this yet.

Pretty sure not every team SELF-REPORTS this shit. The level of academic shit these kids are being investigated for is so low level it wouldn't even register at an FSU or an Ohio State.

Hey guys! Got any info as to when exactly these players were dismissed? You know, like, time, date, whatever. Just curious, since you seem to be TOTALLY SURE that they were expelled and thrown off the team.

That is perhaps the greatest scam I have ever heard. I need to get on that when I buy a home.

Nope. No "still" about it. This is a cult we're talking about.

There's a difference between being a rapper and trying mimic a black person.

Cool sockpuppet, bro.

Smarm is not a valid response to being called out for being a moron.

Yeah, that'll fix it.

That's not what "newfangled" means.

Men have this supernatural fear of menstruation. It boggles my fucking mind. If you love women YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW HOW THEIR BODIES WORK, CHUCKLEFUCK. It isn't fucking rocket science.