This is a Weird Al song waiting to happen.

Sorry, you're asking MAGARY "why be so cynical?" Seriously?

The best part is that this video keeps credulous idiots out of the city. Cleveland is actually a great place to live, and there is no reason to ever eat or drink badly there because their beer scene is incredible and they are stuffed to the gills with fantastic restaurants and bars.

Why shouldn't it be?

Well, at least they're blatantly honest about their racism? #brightsides #notreally

The fact that people of color don't have the luxury of not being treated like a monolith seems to escape a lot of white people. #NOTALLWHITEPEOPLE

I can't tell if this is Stein satirizing himself or actually a collection of real things that happened. Poe's Law all up in this motherfucker.

Every time I heard this term back in the day I thought it was a fashion type. Like "basic black," you know, to describe the style associated with wearing a little black dress? So I thought it was referring to "fashion essentials for being a bitch." Usage: "Oh, you know, her nails are just impeccable all the time, the…

Dear God I know so many of these people.

You are a Gawker Media patriot. I salute you.

HOW DARE SOMEONE INJECT HUMOR INTO A BLOG POST. HOW. DARE. THEY. SIR.

I love you, Spider-Man.

Do I really need to explain this to you, or are you being difficult and imagining that makes you clever?

People can and do apply for asylum due to abuse for LGBT status.

If you think the people here advocating for LGBT rights don't have a serious hate-on for the American evangelicals who did EXACTLY what you are talking about and the politicians who enable them, you are not paying attention.

who knows if people were or were not having anal sex back then. I don't know. Do you?

Except passing laws that make being gay punishable by life in prison or death IS inferior, barbaric and backwards, and cannot be tolerated. Where does that leave you?

It is probably equally embarrassing/inappropriate to incorrectly autocorrect words to "vagina" or "penis" as it is to autocorrect them to "fuck" or "shit," so this is pretty consistent.

ilu Gonzo.

When will white people stop naming their children ridiculous things like "Tanner?"