Thank you punkass. <3. It's ok, it got weird. Sometime soon, I hope! I have yet to actually find a really good karaoke bar in DC, though, which is weird to me.

Yes, I know. My confusion is based on a presumption that they had any kind of reasons at all for picking it.

I sort of presumed the Vanity Fair piece to be rooted in homophobia in one way or another. Instead it was rooted in nothing.

I don't get it. It handles on rails, has AWD, is fast and powerful and looks awesome. This = "gay?"

Your GIF/JPG game just keeps getting stronger.

THE... THAT GIF. OH MY GOD.

Having him add some manual stimulation can apparently work wonders (and make the PIV part feel very different/better), for some folks.

I thought this was common knowledge. Our fellow dudes need to do some studyin'.

These are true facts. It just takes some self-awareness and talking yourself up and down.

I actually thought "confirmed bachelor" was old-timey code for "gay."

Eh. The booze, fine, but it's prepaid. It's not like they can sit down to dinner, there's no place set for them. I just... can't imagine caring.

Honestly, if someone crashed my wedding... I really don't think I would care very much. I just don't.

Living up nicely to your nick here.

I doubt you know much about the experience of being a pubescent male, Susie Parker.

Beware the dogpile you are about to suffer.

What did they take from someone else? What consequences did they inflict on other people?

Let's face it, there is no point in running Boston if you don't have a time with your name on it.

Little evidence due to a campaign of intimidation.

I love how the kid looks half-clown, as though "clown" is an ethnicity.

You really don't see the connection between your assertion that we have "control over our willpower and determination," which you were obviously using as a tool to discuss following through with fitness and diet, and the existence of addiction as evidence that said control is much, much smaller than you think it is?