HORRIFIED? LOLWHAT? I'm white and all I can do about this is roll my eyes at the woman who wrote the stupid fucking thing.

Just... why do we even have to fucking do this?

I had a word with Frank. You're good to go.

SO MUCH MORE, POPE.

Sriracha goes on pretty much every savory food that is not Mexican or Italian. IT IS AMAZING AND I LOVE IT FOREVER.

I HAVE ALL THE TASTE BUDS. ALL OF THEM.

Nope, fuckin' love it.

Reading this story made me physically ill.

Sarcasm, self-censoring bro. It's a thing.

Next, we move on to some research from across the pond in Austria, where University of Innsbruck psychologists have determined that people tend to log onto Facebook expecting to be awash with good warm feelings about each other and about life in general only to discover that in fact Facebook makes them feel like…

HOLY SHIT I HAD ONE OF THESE.

These are excellent.

I have such a hard time believing she "isn't very nice." She seems like a wonderful person.

No, no. It's not AS IF that at all.

The comments on this story feel like old-school GT in general. I approve of this.

Chicky Crispin Chiskers.

No, not really. They'll always trump the others with boys.

Wait, I drive an Impreza and I'm a guy. Am I going to become a lesbian? Am I already a lesbian?

I seriously can't with the comments on this article.

Personalizing it — naming the people, providing detail — makes it possible for people to connect to the problem personally rather than it being something that happens to Other People Over There.