The IAAF may be the dumbest sports org in the world. Maybe not the most corrupt (still very corrupt!) but definitely up there for dumbest.

4) Make website based entirely on reader data selling to advertisers while pissing off actual readers.

“What did I miss?”

If only their delusions were as easily vaccinated against as the measles.

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

more like water’bro’ding

“And they’ve bought her 80 new suits” -The ball is curving back into play!

The last one is perfect.

Giri, if I may add a few:

Yeah, but who can find a good coke guy in Miami?

You really want to watch a person’s heart leap out of their chest and take an off-balance 3 before berating the surrounding teammates?

Just for fun, somebody introduce him to cocaine. I want to see what happens.

“Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream. I like to get it in,” Butler said, continuing his noble quest to achieve optimal fitness and alienate every Gen Z teammate from the sport of basketball.

Also I feel like it’s easier to cut a tire then to cut the brakes making the seem like it was a real choice to make them dangerous instead of just unrideable. I feel like it's important to note the distinction that this guy is waging his violent war against the scooter riders rather than the scooters. Don't get me…

Exactly. Smashing scooters with a sledgehammer? Hilarious. Cutting their brake lines? Not cool, not funny.

The Boomers hated on their parents. Called them squares and said they didn’t get it. So now, it’s what goes around, comes around. Circle of life and whatnot.

“not all boomers”

Some of the comments here are goddamned appalling. It’s OK to hate on scooters - a visit to DC convinced me of how terrible an idea they are. But cutting brake lines its grotesque and its a bit of a miracle no-one was killed. If you sympathize with that then frankly, there’s something wrong with you.