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“which would be staggering if it weren’t topped by Fisher’s personal streak of 13 consecutive non-winning seasons”

“Cleveland faces the Bills next Sunday” was the first draft of Hemingway’s famous six-word story.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

He looks like the trust fund baby of a meat industry lobbyist

The oil that would be transported by this pipeline is already being produced, it’s just currently being transported by more carbon intensive means such as truck transport. This pipeline won’t create more digging.

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

Reporter: “And what’s your weak point right now?”

Can I give you more stars? Maybe Dr. HamNo can whine about Republicans, Union Membership, or wages some more? Let’s declare everything terrible because my ideology isn’t in power!!!

not to mention he has been predicting a market crash for YEARS now.

everyone knows there is only one way to influence markets

“If anyone can get me a job as a Wall Street strategist please let me know.”

HamNo - forecasting a market crash for the last four years. Keep going, at some point you’ll be correct. I just hope no one actually took your advice.

He got BBQ sauce on his shirt. That is the point in the commercial where the shirt is supposed to come off, no? But yes, your cousin is hot and now we are all being hypocrites by super-objectifying him here.

Kate Upton was barely 20 when they made this video.

Hey! you forgot my cousin's carl jr.'s ad! I know he's a dude, not famous (yet) and so maybe not jezebel's thing to discuss but the commerical objectifies him all over the place. should be on the list no?

I kind of like these ads, because of how straight forward they are. They're not trying to hide the sex appeal behind false wholesomeness or pretend they're using any other argument to get your attention. For what they are, I think they're well done.

I completely agree with you. We can be the minority together. :)

Ya know, I'm probably in the minority here, but I have no problem with these ads. IMO they are clearly making a mockery of "sexy ads" and these bikini-clad women have absolutely nothing to do with the food they're selling. I think they're funny. They don't really make me want to eat at Carl's Jr, but then again I…

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