I haven’t heard this described as thus before, but you’re 100% correct.

I...I think they were joking.

That gave me a chuckle. Thanks, fellow dad.

“So rack the con of dad”

I came here to make your exact point.

And what percentage are war movies or Hard Knocks, which are completely (and appropriately) male-dominated.

Unbelievable.

You must be new here.

This made my day, thanks.

This is 100.0% a publicity stunt. How many (non-famous) male soccer players can kick further? It at least rhymes with “90%+ of those playing past high school.” Virtually any of them make more sense for this. They just aren’t as famous. It’s all PR.

To be fair, even before he was a poster boy for CTE, BJ Penn was, like, asking to fight Brock Lesnar. I’m sure that 130 lb weight give-up would’ve been fine.

It is true that Luis gets less crap than Billy, he still gets more crap than he deserves. The soccer snobs are still about as close as one can get to “objectively tiresome.”

Prime video is the free throw-in we get for needing to have Prime shipping as a thing in our lives.

It rapidly became clear that this was a “scroll down to the comments” kind of kinja post.

“Also, missed field goals are a live ball as long they don’t go out of bounds. Also, you’re allowed to punt the ball anytime you want”

Like turning down any non-NFL football contract below $20M? The man is unquestionably being banned from the NFL, but other leagues have expressed interest.

Because this is the Root, and everything has to be negative and clickbaity at all times.

All of ours are pretty clear about it, but I’ll survive. I’m just glad I llive somewhere with tasty AYCE sushi!

The thing people forget is virtually none of the states could secede. The individual metropolis areas could, but they all have rural areas, and that’s the real divide: not blue vs red state, but urban vs rural.