It really pains me to say it, but Alex Morgan really reminds me of A-Rod. They both excel at shredding defenses exactly when it matters the least.

Between the commenters on the Root eviscerating the idea that the Betsy Ross flag is inherently racist, and this piece of art you crafted, today is the proudest I’ve ever been of commenters in the GMG forums.

Selling actual sex is also legal in all but two Nevada counties. Are there imperfections to the system? Of course.

I mean, I generally agree, but it makes a very minimal difference in this case.

You’re 100% right. France is screwed out of the Olympics because the the random pre-set Group-to-Knockout stage layout faced the top two teams in the world. How utterly absurd.

Thank you for taking the time to save some for everyone else.

“thanks to two soft-ass penalties converted by Megan Rapinoe”

Lewis only lost two fights in his entire career. It wasn’t “occasionally getting knocked out by the likes of Oliver McCall and Hassim Rockman”: it was *just them*.  

It was a joke about a recent Deadspin post, which appropriately, was a complete fucking joke of a post.

“Pace (speed) and pow(d)er”

She is denying insider info.

Really good games.

Nah, she popped up again right after the clip. I think she was maybe just slightly excited. :)

He really looks like a Tyler.

“and while Tatum was failing to fight off the advanced stages of Kobe Brain”

I’m giggling like a schoolgirl.

Unbelievable comment. Nearly killed me.

Or it was just a funny response to a non-controversy, and you’re over-dramatic.

I hope you get Bean’d in the Peter.

Well said, and agreed on all points. I find it mildly enjoyable overall.