My mouth just filled up with saliva.

I spent a few days there when I was like 16. Just walking around, seeing this incredible city, and drinking delicious, nearly-free beer. That was nearly 20 years ago, but (if I recall correctly) at the time the beer exchanged to being only like 40 cents per liter in dollars.

“Stick to sprots!”

“- We’ve only been to the playoffs three times since that 2010 Super Bowl despite having a generational talent at QB. We were knocked out in two of them by Tim Tebow and Blake Bortles.”

Half the teams are *still* operating at a loss. That’s with the NBA’s support, both direct & indirect.

“I think Matt Ryan’s overrated. You can’t tell me you win MVP two years ago, and then last year, you a complete bust, and you still got Julio Jones? There’s no way that should ever happen. I don’t care. You know what that tells me?...”

I felt the exact same quitting facebook. Literally 99% of what I liked about it is on Instagram, and virtually none of what makes it a hellhole.

His diarrhea-of-the-mouth disease aside, I legit love Cam, but that fan was objectively insane. Rodgers at his best is also literally the position of QB at its best. 

I like that it’s “REAL” Big Ben, but still has to add “74”. That’s pretty special.

It is one of Magary’s best quips ever.

I’ve had both rum and bourbon-based cocktails infused with tobacco. Not really my jam, but I’m not sorry I tried them.

1) You’re absolutely right.

You state homophobia is a huge part of the Nu Metal foundation, but that really involves a lot of selective sourcing. Linkin Park is the top selling band in the history of the genre (literally twice the total album sales of Limp Bizkit), and I’d challenge you to find a single song of theirs that can reasonably be…

While the shootings in Chicago have absolutely nothing to do with Obama, it’s not that Rahm is seen as an Obama guy, but rather that Rahm *absolutely was* an Obama guy.

That’s not a hot take; it’s an objective statement of fact.

Yeah, therapy would likely be money well spent.

Handicapped guy was being a total asswipe. No, we do not reserve 30% of all bathroom stalls in the country for the 1% who need it. Only a complete fucking moron would think that’s how it is supposed to work. It’s literally akin to arguing no one who can walk should be allowed to march up the handicapped access ramp.

This list in infinitely better than Drew’s. He joked he’s an 8 year-old inside, but my son is about that and *still* wouldn’t have come up with a list as shitty as Drew’s. It’s the only thing I’ve seen Drew write that is dumber than his opinions on actual policies.

Absolutely agreed on all points.

You and me both, brother.