Especially with Trump being such an ass, the time for a US-Mexico bid is perfect. That said, it remains 100% true that Canada should have no part of the 2026 World Cup. It’s a complete joke.

The most quoted number out there is around 3.8% of the population, but there are credible estimates ranging from just over 2.5% to just under 5%.

She’d be right.

Let this be the hour when we draw our swords together.

It’s the one thing about which one could conceivably feel bad for Ronaldo; most times in history, a player of his caliber would be the best in the world. Unfortunately for him, he plays at the same time as Messi. I hope he’ll be able to find something in life to console him in his grief.

Are there people out there who don’t know that Messi *is* better than Ronaldo?

Your numbers are off (gays aren’t even close to being 1/14th of the population), but given the number of older brothers, you’re probably still correct.

That Venn Diagram looks like someone drew a circle, then corrected it with a second circle, naturally creating a almost unnoticeable miss at the edges.

His unbelieving happiness in that second one really gave me a big, stupid grin. Good for him.

*raises hand so aggressively that it pops out of socket*

All this for 20 minutes of bad sentencing.

He didn’t mention carving out anything.

I don’t doubt their abilities, but LeBron is a cyborg. Even his junk is living tissue over metal endo-testicles.

And how-pray-tell would you “take out LeBron”? He shrugs off tackles, shoves, and clotheslines like they’re seated back-rubs at the mall. I wouldn’t even count on a baton working on his knees, a la Nancy Kerrigan. Anything less than a Louisville slugger would deflect harmlessly off his force field. Even then, I’d…

MMMA = Meta Mixed Martial Arts

“Leeper” will never catch “Bolt” for the irony of Fate. :)

Especially the pre-Boomers. On a business trip, I went out with a supervisor, who picked up the check, as per company policy. Our waitress had been fantastic: friendly, quick, and even gave us a coupon good for the night to get one of our entres for free, with the other food and drinks.

Curry is giving up 80 pounds against Perk. Steph and Drake *at once* wouldn’t last 5 minutes against him. 

There are people who don’t just assume everyone’s talking about the Branagh version? It’s really about as good as Shakespeare on film can get.

Yeah, nearly *everything* can now be tied to one hate group or another. 90+% of the spiderweb elbow tattoos are just idiots who thought something would look cool when they were in their 20s. Now, in his case, we can probably assume the connection.