His unbelieving happiness in that second one really gave me a big, stupid grin. Good for him.

*raises hand so aggressively that it pops out of socket*

All this for 20 minutes of bad sentencing.

He didn’t mention carving out anything.

I don’t doubt their abilities, but LeBron is a cyborg. Even his junk is living tissue over metal endo-testicles.

And how-pray-tell would you “take out LeBron”? He shrugs off tackles, shoves, and clotheslines like they’re seated back-rubs at the mall. I wouldn’t even count on a baton working on his knees, a la Nancy Kerrigan. Anything less than a Louisville slugger would deflect harmlessly off his force field. Even then, I’d…

MMMA = Meta Mixed Martial Arts

“Leeper” will never catch “Bolt” for the irony of Fate. :)

Especially the pre-Boomers. On a business trip, I went out with a supervisor, who picked up the check, as per company policy. Our waitress had been fantastic: friendly, quick, and even gave us a coupon good for the night to get one of our entres for free, with the other food and drinks.

Curry is giving up 80 pounds against Perk. Steph and Drake *at once* wouldn’t last 5 minutes against him. 

There are people who don’t just assume everyone’s talking about the Branagh version? It’s really about as good as Shakespeare on film can get.

Yeah, nearly *everything* can now be tied to one hate group or another. 90+% of the spiderweb elbow tattoos are just idiots who thought something would look cool when they were in their 20s. Now, in his case, we can probably assume the connection.

Thank you.

He got them in prison, after leaving the force.

“but it’s telling how swiftly the NBA acted on Donald Sterling”

He also had one of the most immature & poorly timed responses in the history of sports, which is possibly why you couldn’t write that he has “won two world cups”.

That’s your choice, but we have no evidence either way. Regardless, Materazzi won. He got under Zidane’s skin, and it possibly cost France a World Cup. The attack is and always will be one of the least mature responses in sports history.

He has more acting talent than the rest of that cast put together.

While I don’t think it’s so high as 95%, I agree that it’s unbelievably embarrassing. Just take turns, left-right, one after the other. It’s so simple.

“And if nothing else, his pieces have some negativity.” FIFY