I’m exactly with you. It’s a good deal for the 3-4 movies I see each month, and encourages me to make time to see films I might otherwise miss. I fully accept it might change/end someday, but until then, wwhheeee.....

Someone should have maybe told the owners of horse Gronkowski what happens to racehorses when they get injured; they might’ve rethought that namesake. Sure the horse is destined for physical (NOT mental) brilliance, but he’s got maybe 18 months before it’s time for the glue factory.

Respectfully, this is a re-read of TDK Returns, right?? Like, it’s got to be. I mean, you’ve read like 100x the comics I have, and that one is in discussion for the Mount Rushmore of comic history.

If Stark kicks the bucket, my girlfriend will probably actually cry and I might be in the doghouse.

Haha, okay, more like milk.

I’ve opened the betting at 7.5 *different* meme uses of it, but get your bets early, as the line will adjust to balance out bets. The take is 9%.

Prison ages dudes in dog years.

Great inclusion.

Psh, the SEC moved on to synthetic weed years ago.

Yup. I used to work for a major trucking company. Every bit of our data showed that driving while texting is more dangerous than driving with a .08 BAC.

We’ll stay off your lawn. :)

Fascinating, thank you for sharing.

My teeth hurt just from reading about this.

My teeth hurt just from reading about this.

This comment made me LOL, so your band wasn’t all for naught.

I think it was Cracked who once did a great takedown of the zombie possibility. Something along the lines of “Remember when the whole world got rabies? No?? Maybe it’s because literally having to bite someone is a terribly inefficient way to spread a disease.”

I admire that you’re trying to teach mtam, but it really is a hopeless cause.

I really, really like Elwes, but I think part of his undoing was—through either his own talent or bias, or the biases of producers/casting directors—he was held to only a few types of roles. His role history definitely looks pretty narrow, especially when contrasted to the huge variance in roles for a guy like Val…

He’s certainly very competent, but it would be very hard for me to elect a power-hungry (now) despot to represent our little blue orb. Putin is also competent at many things; likewise, hard pass.

Then you do you, amigo. :)

You know the biggest individual factor in personal happiness is choice, right? Choosing to be happy.