35 year-olds? LOL we were roughly in utero when that movie hit theaters.

Absolutely this.

Magary is EASILY the most entertaining writer on the site. I like Maskovitz (and a couple other writers!), but I’d probably forget to come back if Drew left.

It’s not a scam or some mega-corp conspiracy; it’s supply and demand.

“but the much bigger actual celebrity is here because she wants to be” 

I’m not choosing between my children, you Nazi scum.

But they won’t hold together as well. The fact that the plastic is incredibly hard  is what makes it work.

“Some restaurant owners will even deduct credit card processing fees (usually around 2-3 percent) from a server’s tips, so a nice 18 percent tip ends up somewhere around a mediocre 15 percent tip in my pocket.”

No one told you how to tip. People asked which servers prefer, and she told us. That’s it. Literally anything else you’re feeling is, well, exactly that: your feelings.

I’m with you on liver. There’s a flavor in it I just can’t tolerate.

I think it was on a Ringer podcast that someone said without the Italian countryside, no one would have even noticed “the bicycling movie” Call Me By Your Name. 

Seriously. I have zero love for her, and am happy she was soundly defeated in the election, but this is an injustice.

“know I wouldn’t send it to my house, I knew where I was” 

Completely agree.

Hilariously absurd physics. Which is stupid in a movie where everything is fantasy anyways, but still.

Sopranos SPOILER ALERT, but Tony pretty clearly dies. Too many things from the finale are no accident.

Seriously. No matter how embarassing he can be, he’s not even in the same weight class as some of these other thugs. Xi Jingping just became China’s dictator for life, and they’ll still be getting a winter Olympics in a few years.

Except Mexico has exactly one world-class stadium. They have a couple other decent ones, but only Azteca screams “World Cup”.

But hosting the World Cup barely costs the US a dime. Unlike the two latest joke selections, we don’t need to build a damn thing to host. Hell, we have individual states that could easily host the World Cup. We could host several at once without building a stadium; this is indisputable fact.

“Or Hulu. Or Shudder. Or Britbox. Or CBS All Access. Or the upcoming Disney streaming service that will pull all the Disney and Marvel and Star Wars films from Netflix.”