I’m not at all religious, but you and “—Wacko—” DO realize how colossal of assholes you appear to be, right?

Penn St. is the greatest missed opportunity in NCAA history. It—clearly—should have been the permanent dissolution of their football program. (I suppose something like a 70-100 year ban would have sufficed.)

Is...is that belt-fed???

Your response to douchebag BrooksRobinsonsGlove was fantastic, and better than he deserved. 

+20,000 tech bros applauding

I think it’s only right that we commit one last act of extraordinary rendition.

I’ve never been, but my powder-obsessed friends swear by it.

I’ll definitely be watching the game, but skiing is indisputably the best non-football activity to do during the Super Bowl.

Clearly a masterpiece, but it’s hard for me to cosign just writing it in over Toy Story 2 & 3. Cars 3 might be up there, too.

I’d tend to agree, but others have commented that the road in question has high traffic at that time of day. If he was doing 105 in a heavy traffic situation, that truly is reckless and worthy of an arrest.

That entire post sounds like a cry for help. That entire description just sounds worse and worse as it continues. You have Stockholm Syndrome. You need help.

I subscribe, and they really became my go-to for CFB coverage. Absolutely worth the $40 or whatever I paid.

Pepsi is anyways. Coke is more about the caramel, vanilla, and even prune notes, but Pepsi absolutely has a citrus burst.

Unless you’re doing the backdoor Roth, then the reduced top bracket has 0% impact on Roth contributions. If you’re in the top bracket, you can’t contribute to one anyways.

The first comment on this story to make me laugh out loud.

“You have to be a fucking moron to let a casino go bankrupt.”

You’re a badass. God bless you. As a dad who had one year of a seemingly-impossible parenting situation, I’m in awe of those of you who have to keep the fight going. Strength and honor.

What kind of bodies-under-the-porch psycho organizes apps by color? Or maybe we should organize everything that way? Starting with people.

You are absolutely, indisputably at least part-right. Drew Magary is my favorite sports columnist, but anyone who doesn’t agree that the backlash towards Simmons from other sports bloggers is at least 50% envy-inspired is a liar or an idiot.

Hahaha well said.