Those are both great, thank you for sharing!

LP Shea already brought one garbage take, and he’s not even a grey.

Absolutely! The deep, desolate wilderness can be terrifying. I’m not particularly scared of the wildlife (though it certainly can be a threat), but there are some scary people one can run into in desolation.

*whoosh*

Your tiny dog has the same powers as a girlfriend.

This made me LOL.

Agreed. I couldn’t believe the stupidity of the take.

Oh...oh dear God.

They’re fools.

90 degrees from that! What kind of monster would point the stapler towards the middle??

1) Motorcycles are a great way to be permanently maimed.

“Never go full Buzzfeed.”

The very link you posted disagrees with you. It says “some people” consider it to be incorrect, but that champ and chomp pretty much mean the same thing, while the latter is still a living part of the language.

He absolutely did.

That..was a real movie?

This is a bad take. I literally have never met a single person who (incorrectly) thinks the US is best at soccer. Taking “we should have qualified in frickin CONCACAF” to “hur dur we’re the best!” is a ridiculous strawman.

It works both ways. Call a far-lefty a snowflake when they’re being one, and it’s “F*** you, you sexist misogynist MAGA blah blah blah!” Do it to a neo-con who is being one and, like you said, the world actually melts down.

The scary part for me was what could’ve happened. I leaned against an old wooden post when I got nipped on one arm...while holding my then 18 month-old son in the other. *That* would’ve been an ER visit.

I got bit by one. My back felt tight that evening, and I got a red sore that looked like a half-dollar that got squished into an ellipses. I googled that no adult American had died from it since like 1984, and knew I’d be fine. *shrugs*

I believe they don’t because it isn’t deemed “a serious threat”, that it’s more akin to yelling at the TV.