“But there’s something a little queasy about a billionaire swooping in and driving that process. Even if Musk’s designs are well-intentioned, there’s still a whiff of disaster capitalism. ” 

Those are both great, thank you for sharing!

LP Shea already brought one garbage take, and he’s not even a grey.

Absolutely! The deep, desolate wilderness can be terrifying. I’m not particularly scared of the wildlife (though it certainly can be a threat), but there are some scary people one can run into in desolation.

*whoosh*

Your tiny dog has the same powers as a girlfriend.

This made me LOL.

Agreed. I couldn’t believe the stupidity of the take.

God I miss those orange doorjambs.

Oh...oh dear God.

They’re fools.

90 degrees from that! What kind of monster would point the stapler towards the middle??

1) Motorcycles are a great way to be permanently maimed.

I just keep seeing the start of Running Man in my head.

“Never go full Buzzfeed.”

Not to be callous, but it’s because it’s the norm. This fire is more tragic than most, with the high loss of life, but if anything I feel like this is getting way *more* coverage than I’d expect.

The very link you posted disagrees with you. It says “some people” consider it to be incorrect, but that champ and chomp pretty much mean the same thing, while the latter is still a living part of the language.

He absolutely did.

That..was a real movie?

*puts rubber band around scrotum*