I said this less thoroughly just now. You win.

I 100% agree...10 years ago. Maybe even 5.

“Just seems like a negative for the sake of negative.”

That line looks incredible. Alex Smith had so much time against the Pats he could’ve had a cup of tea while waiting in the pocket. 

It’s an absurdly hyperbolic statement. What’s happening in Korea right now is a rounding error on the threat levels of the Cold War.

It’s like the Tony Dungy strength. Talking about the good that still came from the loss of your son, the lives his organs saved? Just a few months later?? Yeah, chock that up as something I know I couldn’t possibly be strong enough to do.

It’s literally the only* Gizmodo site where we can avoid making everything a pissing match about who is the furthest left and most oppressed by society. Please let us keep this.

...if that. :(

Jesus. I’m so sorry. 

Neither Twizzlers nor red ropes are “licorice”. They’re bland sugar-wheat tubes.

I liked it, too! Was totally bummed when they cancelled it.

If you want to pay $1000 for a phone I heard there might be something like that in the news.

And the second Avengers movie.

+1 offensively striped shirt

This list of grade-school level insults is particularly stupid when one remembers that Kaepernick himself is probably watching.

+.08 BAC

I’d highly recommend The History of Oil. Well produced, fantastic host, and an absolutely fascinating story.

Perfect

I liked the joke, but in Lyft’s defense, the whole District of Columbia is only 60 sq. miles. Not like anything, by distance, is really that far from anything else. ;)

LOL thank you; that lowered my expectations enough that the film might have a chance for me now.