Jesus. I’m so sorry. 

I liked it, too! Was totally bummed when they cancelled it.

If you want to pay $1000 for a phone I heard there might be something like that in the news.

And the second Avengers movie.

+1 offensively striped shirt

This list of grade-school level insults is particularly stupid when one remembers that Kaepernick himself is probably watching.

+.08 BAC

I’d highly recommend The History of Oil. Well produced, fantastic host, and an absolutely fascinating story.

Perfect

I liked the joke, but in Lyft’s defense, the whole District of Columbia is only 60 sq. miles. Not like anything, by distance, is really that far from anything else. ;)

LOL thank you; that lowered my expectations enough that the film might have a chance for me now.

This. My girlfriend was 23 when we started dating, and I was 33. She’d let me pay when we went out (given the income gap, I really had zero problem with this) but was completely uncomfortable with the idea of me giving her anything as a gift, let alone actual money.

I completely disagree on QotS, but 100% understand you and feel that way about Radiohead’s OK Computer. It’s like the Emperor has no clothes and I’m the only one who sees it. I’m not saying I’m right, but I just can’t get how people like it.

I am literally laugh-crying at how badly you just ethered that kid. Beautiful.

By this data, Asian would have to be easiest.

Another one worth mentioning is the Broncos. I’m no Denver fan, but they really are a stable, competent franchise.

He is either trolling or literally too stupid to understand clear language. Either way, I’d ignore.

“(if not surpassed) the USWNT?”

“All or nothing, no excuses”

It might not have been racist, but how are we not talking about how BREATHTAKINGLY STUPID it was of her to tweet that while her man is trying to get an NFL job?