Whoa, whoa whoa. This is a Gawker site: we’re not here for your reasonable takes and mature rhetoric. We’re here for angrily yelling at people, causes, a lack of causes, and, occasionally, walls.

“I hope the head official gets a lifetime ban”

Thanks for the friendly words. My best to you and yours!

Met my GF when she was 23 and I 32. Most rational person I’ve ever met in my life. Two years later we live together, and have had zero total fights.

This should absolutely be the top comment.

Landmark has a similar process, where you have to confront yourself over “what happened” vs the story you built in your head around what happened.

Don’t worry; you’re not going to accidentally run into bunches of people.

Was that on PC? Or including estimates for consoles?

I see the scary clown, too!!!

It won’t matter “at what cost”. He’ll make so much from this he could take literal 50% paycuts on every MMA fight he’ll ever have, and still be way in the black.

That was beauty. Thank you for sharing it.

These were masterpieces. Easily the best I can recall.

I still hear the Piltdown Man Hoax as “proof” that “evolution was disproven”.

This is the kind of thing I’m here for. What you did today was far better than naming a dinosaur. Keep up the good work.

I have no regrets about buying it, and I’ve even been playing it again recently; do i need therapy???

The MLB is the absolute worst about this. “Game on today? This is worth 0.62% of the season! CAN’T MISS THAT!!”

“Mexico City MS13's”

“Repentant for what?”

“HOTTTT TAKES! GITTT YA HOTTT TAKES! GIT ‘EM WHILE THEY’RE HOTTT!!”

“Dickens could have easily written about John McCain rising from his hospital bed to cast a vote against other cancer patients.”