THANK YOU

Individually, nothing I’m sure, but he referenced a twitter call out between Mr. Marchman and Mr. Kennedy.

“Sorry I spent it all on weed and cheap beer.”

It would be very odd for it to be a parcel split of the property, and I feel like most of the time the deceased (usually the male) leaves a qualifier that the spouse can remain for life.

This: good dealers aren’t users.

Glad someone beat me to it. Boys, you get the land eventually, but literally trying to kick a widow out of her home is a role generally reserved for Bad Guy Bankers in simplified morality tales.

I yawned. That was the goal?

Just get the Duolingo app! Inside you can pick from a dozen or so languages. I just started a week or so ago. Love it!

Exactly! There is exactly one person in the world who calls me Daddy: he’s 6 and I love him with all my heart. I imagine that repulsion to it could only be stronger as the dad of a daughter.

You should have way more stars for this.

It’s definitely Emma Stone. Literally no one hates her. I thought La La Land was garbage and I still like her. Not Best-Actress-for-that-role-like-her, but still.

Eww eww EWWWWW!!!!!

“Oh, my sweet summer child.” :)

The people on here with the WORST EVAH takes are a perfect example of the SOMETHING HAS TO BE BEST/WORST plague that infects Internet Culture. Full stop.

Now do it with MMA!!!

An incredible comment. Woefully underappreciated.

That was so...complete. I laughed out loud. +1 for imagery

I was going to star your comment anyways, but then I saw your AWESOME username. AMAZING reference!! :)

LOL yours made more sense, to be fair.

I like the way you think, but it was Dracula: Dead and Loving It. :)