Zoe Saldana is always a Star to me. Green, blue: idgaf, she turns me into a heart-eyes emoji.

I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Katie keys. We have to hate everything first.

“Yeah, I just threw on my lycra bikini top and my chainmail jump suit. Comfort first, amirite?”

Your accuracy on this is military precise. It’s like you sent in a team of SEALs ahead of time to mark the target for you.

Lest we forget there is brilliance in this world of ours.

I agree with virtually all compliments paid to Mighty Mouse—who I love—but there is one other champion that put it all together perfectly:

“Fuckzone” seems to be the consensus, but I prefer the Dr. Seuss-friendly “bonezone”.

Username checks out.

What an incredibly mature perspective to have gained. Thank you for sharing!

Thank you for that!

The guys in the headline picture look like guys Hollywood would cast to play professional gamers. They’re just missing the one “chubby” friend.

I think it’s probably Westbrook, but most of those in his camp are pretty myopic. He leads him Harden in points and rebounds by 2 each, he trails him in assists. You can make very legitimate arguments for either based on who meant more to their team and how it corresponded to that team’s success.

Absolutely. It doesn’t impact me, I don’t care, just down give me a cloud bath. Which, to be fair, most vapers are quite polite about.

There’s a really hard ceiling at about $65/bbl, and even that high is unlikely for long. Unless there’s a major war in the Middle East, which is certainly possible.

Those aren’t vapers, those are smokers. It’s like how my group of 30-something dads play basketball together. Believe me, we’re not ballers. :)

...have you met a single vaper who didn’t bring it up 150% more often than necessary?

First, thank you for this list, it’s always great.

First, thank you for this list, it’s always great.

The part Alex missed is how naturally these things happen in some industries, airlines being one of them. Anything involving airplanes is going to be a very high entry barrier industry.

how unbelievably stupid must one be to reference a drug in your Instagram handle WHEN YOU ARE AN ACTUAL FUCKING DEALER?

Don’t know if it’s the same one, but my roommate has a terrific Addams Family machine. :)