No, but he made one a sandwich.

Very well said. Chemistry is key.

#TribeOfTheManyDishes

I love my mom, and am incredibly grateful for the meals she cooks when I come by, but HOW can a person possibly, consistently use 5+ pots & pans to cook a 3 dish meal? FOUR PEOPLE SHOULD NOT OVERFILL A DISHWASHER.

His douchebaggery is so concentrated that it has become sentient and self-replicating.

Wow, that’s a lot of hot takes.

*spits out chaw*

Sure they’re mistaken, but they’re also so MAJESTICALLY mistaken that I’m inspired to go be really, really wrong about something. TODAY IS THE DAY.

I would embarrass myself with the number of kisses I would give that dog.

That made me LOL, +1 and thanks.

*dying* +1 barbeque where we talk about family

LOL, I love that movie. Dredd, I mean. I like Judge Dredd in a different, funnier/sadder way. (:

My heart is breaking.

Also: a Viagra bottle would actually be funny, as well as self-mocking in very confident way. I’d be impressed.

Slow Tuesday?

Hitlersayswhat?

You deserve more points for this.

I thought the top pic was a screenshot from the more recent (and FANTASTIC) Dredd.

In Redford’s defense, all Deadspin writers are forced to believe good things can only come from the extreme Left.

THANK YOU!!!!!