No, but he made one a sandwich.

Very well said. Chemistry is key.

#TribeOfTheManyDishes

Thank you for saving me the time of responding to that terrible take.

I love my mom, and am incredibly grateful for the meals she cooks when I come by, but HOW can a person possibly, consistently use 5+ pots & pans to cook a 3 dish meal? FOUR PEOPLE SHOULD NOT OVERFILL A DISHWASHER.

His douchebaggery is so concentrated that it has become sentient and self-replicating.

Wow, that’s a lot of hot takes.

*spits out chaw*

Sure they’re mistaken, but they’re also so MAJESTICALLY mistaken that I’m inspired to go be really, really wrong about something. TODAY IS THE DAY.

I would embarrass myself with the number of kisses I would give that dog.

That made me LOL, +1 and thanks.

Always like the idea of salt pellets. Minimal real damage to the animal, but enough pain to be verrrry clear about something being a bad idea.

Isn’t Stockholm Syndrome the tougher issue to tiptoe around?

*grins wolfishly*

Someone piss in your nicotine bottle? Why go full aggro in response to every disagreement? The doc just recommended clearer language. You come off as petulant and insecure.

Jesus, I hope ALL sales are to adults. If not, it’s time to close shop.

He’s telling you to calm down. Make your kingnj less blazing, as it were.

*dying* +1 barbeque where we talk about family

LOL, I love that movie. Dredd, I mean. I like Judge Dredd in a different, funnier/sadder way. (:

MAN Ward Churchill comes off like a scumbag!