Not going to lie, I read that as Karen Gillan at first and was intrigued about Amy Pond’s new career as a comics writer. 

I am still afraid the Caps may lose game 4 and it’s been over for 20 minutes.

I was about to mention After MASH, but then again would Colonel Potter, Father Mulcahy or Klinger be considered breakout characters?

God: I’m going to take you to a world where the Caps win the Stanley Cup.

Tweak the ending of Ragnarok so Thor and the Asgardians talk about heading to Xandar rather than Earth. The post-credits stinger is them arriving to find a debris field and Thanos ship.

Nah he needed the Power stone first in order to go toe-to-toe with Hulk. I guess I was imagining some sort of cold open of shit going down on Xandar, before the Marvel Logo thing that is interspersed with the Asgardian distress call, which is how the movie as it is starts.

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

I honestly thought that one scene of them looking at Chewie in horror as he’s about to eat one of their own as the funniest part of the movie if only for the fact that he feels really guilty about it.

“BB-8, sorry to do this little buddy, but....well...your kind replaceable. You can calculate hyperspace jumps...that’s kinda your main purpose. So give us about 20 minutes, then hyperspace this piece of shit into that big-ass First Order ship. We’re gonna bounce and regroup later. Thanks, bud! I’ll make sure you get a…

Because Webb is clearly not ready. He hasn’t been active for one game yet and came from an offensive that is about as far from a pro-offense as possible. That is the crazy thing about the Eli benching. Geno is NOT the answer (as was known prior to yesterday and re-confirmed yesterday) and if they clearly don’t think…

I PRAISE THE OLD GODS AND I HOPE THAT THIS BLOOD SACRIFICE WILL APPEASE THEM SO WE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO GLORY

Could we have done it differently? I guess you argue that we could’ve, yes: The Ben McAdoo Story

Honestly, if the NYGs could suck the sentiment out of the decision — and only NE has managed to do this — they would have dumped Eli to a team like Houston or Denver before the season and certainly before the trade deadline. That he won 2 championships for them is no rational reason for him to continue as their qb.

It’s a win-win-win-win. You have a chance to play it through, you have the chance of winning, you have the chance of killing 8 other random people, and you have the chance of never finding 8 other people to play with.

I feel that it would be easier to actually conquer North Africa than play this.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

I can’t wait for the Jets to sign him to a monster deal and then watch him fail because he’s in our jersey.

Dale Cooper is almost a progression of that character.

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

Reminds me somewhat of this one here. ;-)