Cool story grandpa. I use mine constantly.

Didn’t realize you only drove in a straight line and literally never turned your car ever.

Does anyone really want to hang a TV from drywall alone?

Does anyone really want to hang a TV from drywall alone?

Literally every single one of your points also applies to white people. I don’t know a single white family who doesn’t call the exact same people you describe above as Aunts, Uncles and Cousins. Same with the religious girl, drunk uncle, etc., etc.

Literally has nothing to do with the color of her skin, like none whatsoever. She is definitely pretty and attractive, but she looks like a high class escort and not a professional reporter.

How is this article not racist? If some white person wrote the same article (joke or not) about us, they’d get burned at the stake.

15" screen, not 17".

Kneeling during the national anthem is not a protected right for labor and employment, you realize that right? It sounds like a big, tough guy thing to say you’d sue someone for it, but it would get dismissed in about .03 seconds because you’d be a moron.

Omg you’re right! It’s much better to drown and face certain death than possibly get swept away by the currents! Why didn’t I think of that? Stupid me.

Rofl, so you’d rather take certain death where people can find your body over possible life, but people might not find your body if you die? That is some crazy ass logic right there.

You’re right, it’s better to sit in the cab and drown than potentially get hurt by swimming. Stupid me.

I mean he could have climbed out the window and swam somewhere. Was he really just going to sit there and die?

You should probably mention that this is requires a separate faucet specifically for this filter in addition to your normal kitchen faucet and does not filter water coming out of your normal faucet. In other words, this is not just an in-line filter for your normal faucet.

You should probably mention that this is requires a separate faucet specifically for this filter in addition to your…

Wait, so your “lifehack” for removing the pit is to cut the peach and remove the pit with your fingers? Absolutely shocking.

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Appears to be Android only. Pretty significant detail.

Because (like basically everyone else) he already has the phone that he wants. If he wanted the model of phone he was given, he would have it already.

Only on Jezebel can you see a stance such as “we don’t know for sure, and it may not be true, but menstruating women may want to be aware of this info to make a informed decision” as fucking evidence of a systematic patriarchal oppression against women. Jesus. Christ. Fucking. Superstar.

Uhhh 5400 RPM drives were NOT standard a few years ago, they were complete garbage relegated to absolute budget builds and cheap laptops. 7200 RPM drives were ABSOLUTELY the norm and it could even be argued that SSDs were becoming the default choice.

That has literally nothing to do with Google Maps.