Did you tell him what the actual definition was, or did you just refer him to Urban Dictionary?

If having kids is important to you, I would probably have "a talk." I think you'd be doing yourself a disservice to delay kids, possibly forever, so he can focus on a business that he hasn't even started yet. Plenty of couples have balanced a family and their own goals. Yeah, you will have to make compromises and…

Aw, try not to take it personally. I used to work in a preschool, and the kids told me things like that on the regular. He probably knows a woman or two who is pregnant (maybe even mommy!) and just generalizes that to every female he knows.

I triple dog dare you next Sunday. It's what Jesus would do.

Saw it, loved it. My husband and I are fighting over dibs on Anne Hathaway in a catsuit. Although, in our particular theatre should have employed this layout. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/movie_theater_layout Sigh.

Thanks so much for the TL;DR version. I tried, I really did, but it's just too much crazy.

http://youtu.be/ Still not as awesome as this little tribute: http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/game-of-thrones-theme-song-lyrics

Love! So much.

This is driving me crazy. What is the typo??

Add this to your list of blogs to read: http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/

I kind of love saying "cunt." I feel like I'm taking it back, so to speak. I definitely use it as an insult rather than a term of endearment or an anatomical part.

...scene of utter chaos in the distance. The public at large had taken the "bath salts" stories in the news at face value, allowing the zombie apocalypse to take root and spread at an alarming rate. But not for our hero, Red Rannigan. Shaking the dew out of his makeshift tent before stowing it back in his pack, Red…

Never had it before, but on Top Chef they are prone to using it as a puree. Maybe it could be a nice mashed potato substitute?

Ooo, pretty!

I had my IUD removed yesterday and bought prenatal vitamins! I have never had sex without birth control in my decade of sexual activity. Is it supposed to feel this wrong?

As a teacher, I can say that I am never surprised by different last names in families. Divorce & remarriage happens often enough that I would guess about half of my students don't share a last name with one or more parent.

Love this series!

Their soup is freaking delicious, and their side salad does credit to salads everywhere.

Does anyone else do a little dance when the NPR music comes on?

I heart this.