Because "Hakuna Matata" really means "You Should Be Gay" in Swahili.

I've always known that to be the name of a My Little Pony. I feel dirty, too.

The biology teacher at my school (I teach Spanish) love to tell the story about her first student teacher, a girl fresh from a nearby Christian college. One day during the evolution unit, she brought in a bunch of "fossils" from her school that were supposed to contradict the theory. She was promptly shut down,…

The stinkfaces that some of these women made! Whoever edited this deserves a cookie.

Can't wait to tell my future-husband that one day, I could save his butt.

Whatever happened to a nice hand-squeeze? This made me feel surprisingly uncomfortable.

I proposed to my boyfriend when he was underemployed. He wanted to wait until times were less tough, but I wanted to marry him anyway. He had the same attitude as your husband, and hated that he was wasting his college degree. He said yes, and is now enjoying his new full-time job that actually requires his…

Exactly!