I'm inclined to agree with everything written, except I would go with an A.  There were several jokes that had me laughing, plus the episode was intelligent.

But The Who (an entirely superior band) would make an AWESOME Heinz commercial.  Roger Daltry likes his Beans!

I want a TARDIS so that I can bitchslap that whiny ass Fitzgerald, bone the pout off Zelda's face, and shove Faulkner into a ditch.

I suspect that Melville's various works will comprise 15% of that database.

Matthew just has a bad stinger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wik….  He was moving his legs when he was vomiting.  Camera made that very clear.  IANAD, but I would expect that a great deal of morphine (a constipator) would also cause him to puff up, making that injury last longer (and possibly more severe?)  Of far more…

Music discovered this year:
Big Maceo Merriweather
Tampa Red
A bunch of other artists on Chess Records

The Doctor makes another reference to Rose today. He has married River, the Time Lady.  But would he rather be with Rose?  If you can't be with the one you love, etc.

Was the baby, Stormageddon, conceived with a TARDIS over his head?

As a supporter of Liverpool, I can assure you racism is alive and well in the UK today.  Even as an American many are the comment about skiving Scoucers.

I expect so.  That's what I thought of.

Did the Doctor call Rory Mickey?

YNWA

I enjoyed Ronald Dahl as a boy, and those are rather dark as well.  Children are OK with that.  Think of the flying monkeys and Margret Hamilton.  She scared the stuffing out of little children and they love her for it.

Anyone else wonder if Rory's comment about not wanting to travel with the Doctor, and other flings against him really hurt?

I watched this with a girl who had never seen Torchwood before and had only the merest idea who the Doctor is.  She was enthralled the whole time.  Maybe we should just admit it wasn't aimed at life long Doctor Who / Torchwood fans.  There was no reference to UNIT and other Whoniverse paraphernalia.

No. Conan's biggest mistake was not destroying Jay Leno when he had the opportunity. A man must crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and hear the lamentations of their women.

When you have canceraids, you'll definitely be category one.

It is fairly obvious that governments, including the American governments, will take away firearms if given the opportunity. As governments seek power, they seek to remove firearms from individuals. As Mao said, "All power comes from the barrel of a gun." He was correct of course. This is why totalitarian…

Just so long as it isn't the Spiro Agnew episode.

The Triangle Conspiracy folks
There is a reference to the family. Jack Harkness has fought with them in the past?