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truly... short skirts enhanced my enjoyment of lollipop chainsaw.

graphical gimicks and flourishes will only get you so far. also, using hand drawn made textures is no big feat.

if you are one of the most wealthy men in the world, i think you have earned the right to shake anybody's hand with one hand in your pocket. they guy can afford it.

hot.

she should have bike shorts.

they did. you have a good eye.

remember what?

but there is nothing to forget.

except that im not.

i did, and now they look worse... like these look like the blow up dolls were savagly used by an army of Mike Tyson clones who had their brains swapped with the brain of a bit-bull in the middle of the congo.

SPLOOSH.

quality deep silver 3D modeling.

no one would... not even the most desperate of prison inmate would stick his filthy junk in this laughable attempt at human anatomy. seriously, the only thing missing is the :-0 face.

im glad that i didnt disappoint you.

it could also be very poorly rigged.

whats going on with the character models? this shit looks like a cheap blow-up sex doll... i would know, i have like a thousand of these.

kotaku brings out the worst of me.

its a shame the trek game will bomb... digital extremes is an above average developer that has made some kick ass games like dark sector and darkness 2... trek has zero hype and looks like a solid enough game.

so by "forgotten games", you mean games everyone fucking talks about.

i hope fish never makes another game ever again. he is such an awful and derivitive game designer.