star-raper
star-raper
star-raper

i like hating on skyrim. that is something i have fun with.

kotaku brings it out of me. it is such a hate inspiring place.

good riddance. so sick of hearing about this overrated game.

this malmberg person sounds like a knuckle dragging mongo to me.

he does it right in 2. in mgs1 he holds his socom pointing up. i just replayed it a week ago... and i have beaten it once a year for the past 10 years.

if i had to nit-pick one thing, is that snake holds the socom upright... something no soldier would do. they carry their pistols pointing down.

one of the few character designs in gaming that is flawless.

this is very nice.

what is wrong with a medieval beat em up that panders to 14 year old boys?

now that is just racist.

except this kind of thing happens all the time.

wow, you are incredibly boring.

its like when they put a bow on pac-man, and called it ms. pac-man.

and yet here i am, an individual named "Star-raper" and i am more in touch with humanity, art and design and of course women. if you want to settle for the design equivalent of ms pacman applied to link to be the first zelda game you play in a long time, then you are the one who clearly has issues.

what if you could be comfortable and sexy while you did all these things?

ok ok, maybe i wouldnt fire him... but i would laugh at him and rip up the submission and tell him to get out his stupid fucking face out of my office and to start over and for it to not be a lazy and sucky design.

does the moxie costume have the blue panties? if not, then fail.

and sweetie... no self respecting woman would carry a purse like that.

let's hope not.

consider this, if you could do all those things AND look sexy at the same time witout even trying, would you?