These two are fine...............as candidates for office other than president. Neither is qualified or ready for the nation’s top office. Both should run for Governor or senator in their respective states (yes, winning in red states is a hugely uphill climb, but we need to put good candidates to the test and keeping…

Everest has been overcrowded this year and an attorney from Colorado just died hiking to the summit because of the dangerous amount of people. Eddie Bauer and Mandy Moore are now exacerbating this problem? Cool.

All of the candidates should absolutely be mentioning the surge in hate crimes and white supremacy under Trump and reminding everyone, as often as possible, that Trump thinks both sides in the Charlottesville protest had good people on them even though one side literally killed someone from the other side. And oh…

I admit it’s Friday afternoon and I’m fried but I don’t get it. You want one MORE strap? So...a backpack? Because if you don’t like the one strap on your shoulder or cross body and holding it all the time like the two handle straps is out...you’re left with a backpack.

You forgot the most important one...

You only hear about the scare stories. My kids both slept in 3 hour increments for the first couple of weeks and leveled out at 11 hours a night by 3 months.

Shut the fuck up Donny! You’re out of your element!!!!! Does he really think it never would have occurred to the fire fighters that they needed to act quickly until he said something? I hate him! I hate him!

Thankfully, the civil authorities calming and dispassionately put out the following on Twitter after his stupidity: “All means are being used, except water-bombing aircrafts which, if used, could lead to the collapse of the entire structure.”

I’m a graduate of The George Washington University, which is both accredited and open. I can’t say the same about Fat Donny Two Scoops’ eponymous university, now can I.

He once told me that he didn’t tip a server because he ordered a dish with cheese in it (he doesn’t like cheese)

I totally understand the frustration, but would put less weight into the value of a Yale education. Yes it’s top-tier and yes the networking is amazing, but your child may be much better off going to another school depending on what she wants to do and where she wants to go. Part of the reason that Yale and other…

BUUUUUUUUT if she had just donated a wing or new scoreboard we wouldn’t even be having this conversation. It’s not so much that these people bribed their kids’ way into school, it’s that they didn’t bribe through the appropriate channels.

Rich assholes overestimating their brains/achievements is something I have no problems believing, unfortunately.

You know, if you add every possible (non-fraudulent) advantage in life - white, rich, well-connected, access to the best private schools and the best tutors and any books or study materials or computers or whatever you need, plus healthcare so you don’t miss school and so you can get any learning disability or…

This is the nouveau riche version of notorious “legacy admissions” that the dimwitted offspring of wealthy families have depended upon forever (see Bush, George W., Trump, Allof’em, and Kushner, Jared). Spoiled brats and the parents who spoil them. I never want to hear another word about Affirmative Action for…

I also have friends who took this approach, and I really wanted to push back (gently) on it a bit. But they’d been trying for a really long time to have a baby, so I figured they were just trying to squeeze every bit out of the experience as possible. I get that.

That one’s waiting for me to pick up at the library, so good to hear it recommended! 

In case that came out wrong:

“Punk-pop.” I’m having deja vu from when Paul Ryan said he liked to listen to Rage Against the Machine while working out. The more I think about it, punk-pop probably *is* his actual workout music.