She should do one of those “senior dogs for seniors” programs that adopts senior dogs out to senior citizens! Senior dogs are often so sad but still have so much love to give, it would be adorable if the queen adopted some commoner dogs and gave them the literal royal treatment in their golden years.

Meh. She inserted herself in the narrative. You lie with dogs, you wake up with fleas. Hopefully this will be a learning experience.

—This is pretty standard locker room talk.—

No flame, valid correction. I know the difference — just a brain malfunction from hasty typing and won I would have gone back and fixed if I had noticed it within the edit window. That kind of thing irritates me to. So for all intensive purposes you can just imagine that the correction is they’re.

“Toed”. Toe-the-line means to stand where you are directed to stand and nowhere else, with your toes literally up-to-and-touching the white line painted on the floor. Think of Jake, getting out of prison in Blues Brothers. Ur welcome. Flame-on.