Not enough Chriss Pratt abs, 0/10 would not recommend.

I mean, the trailers for every action movie imply endless fight scenes and explosions. Its kind of what they do.

The look of relief that washed over his face was just as powerful as his scenery chewing last week. Dinklage is just all kinds of fantastic

"I hope to hear them sing it some day"

If my intern was a member of a secret society of deadly intern assassins who was out to kill me I wouldn't even be made about it.

For a Few Francos More

Except without the deep sexy voice thing that Cumberbatch has going on.

Makes you wonder what substance the Drowned God drowned in…

He needs to get more floppy disks! He fills up 30 of them each time he has to describe a meal!

One of my biggest problems with both the fandom (both book and show) is their blind infatuation with Tyrion. The reaction that causes to events like Shae's betrayal always just infuriates me. It takes what should be a deeply tragic action by a complex character and reduces it to "What a bitch, I can't wait till…

Well then…I'll have the chicken!

I have to say, I have been looking fabulous all season so far. I like it.

Wedge is a legend! He managed to survive all three movies without a main character shield! (Although he did pull the fuck out of that trench because of a "engine malfunction" once Vader showed up…)

"What?!……well, at least I picked the one ship we manufactured that doesn't immediately explode upon impact….." *makes mental not to ask about all these design flaws in imperial military tech*

I imagine every phone call he receives goes like this:

I personally remember him as "the only guy who was actively trying not to ruin Star Wars". McGregor makes a damn fine Obi-Wan in those movies if you ask me.

Damn, he was only one day from retirement

Why thank you, my friend.

Have you ever seen the video of Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey aloud? Because its about as great as it sounds.

*begins writing a sit-com spin off about the side adventures of Stannis and the Onion Knight: in which Stannis is exactly the same but Ser Davos is played by Flavor Flav*