Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Gamification of parental duties.

Why do women insist on asking questions to which they know they are unlikely to like the answer?

“dates david tracy”

Twice as much, but it’s fresh off the vine there.

Twice as much, but it’s fresh off the vine there.

i read dildo... fml is it go home for labor day weekend yet?

Because Gizmodo is now Gawker a political black hole and no real direction.

Umm... he already played George W. Bush.

$150?

Are you that dude that was trying to sell the Jeep on Craigslist?

Look at all those police Chargers and Durangos. Nice.

I see you shiver with antici

***saves for future Torch articles***

No need to insult vaginas.

Something something always the answer.

Nissan Rogue. My god, I don’t see the appeal. Underpowered, outdated interior, and the epitome of America’s decline into the normalization of crossovers.

• A cop car that weighs at least 2 tons slams into the tiniest compact that you can currently buy at 104mph.

TAKE YOUR DAMN STAR.