I am losing my cool over these Sorel boots.

They were pleading for you to end it... Don't regret it.

Heisenberg's hat is not a fedora. It's a pork pie hat. Just sayin' :)

Ha!

Wait. This is from the photograph of her mother she looks at in her bedroom at the beginning?

Most definitely.

Makes sense. Thanks! Read some post about girls only boiling theirs, so I thought it would be an option.

How about sending them menstrual cups...?

I say this in the nicest way possible, and maybe that is just your "thing", but...

You made my day!

Laura,

Spot on!

I am baffled that the usual crowd is continuing this discussion without acknowledging the fact that he called you a bitch in bold, all caps, after a polite comment on your part.

"If you’re into really into slasher movies and civic responsibility, this is basically your Christmas."

Air Canada! Perfectly decent airline. Can't recall any flight with Delta, however, flying to Costa Rica and back on American Airline was a nightmare.

I have the thing. It is a wondrous thing.

I have not laughed like this in ages. I love this!

Try and learn to play. Then we'll talk.

Oooh you won't resist and will shave him again. They become velvet soft, it's incredible! :)

SHAVE HIM! I have a long-haired blonde kitty that sheds like there is no tomorrow. I tried the following: regular baths/no baths, brushing with a comb/a metal brush/a Furminator (it is a real thing!)/a dish washing glove, changing his food to fancy pants vet formula/supermarket bagged up or canned meals, vacuuming the…