I was waiting for Kaayhleh (not looking it up) to declare that the Earth is flat.

Trump’s finally ordering publicity stunts from the ACME catalogue.

When informed that this vehicle would not be part of today’s circus press event, the president reportedly was “verwy verwy angwry!” and kicked whoever is Chief of Staff today in the shin.

Victim blaming isn’t cute.

As a Latina immigrant, there is only one word to describe this utterly stupid and trashy family- pendejos.

Images like this, of the President hawking food products on a priceless 19th century desk... are now part of America’s treasured history.

As if Ivanka cooks. 

I’m still trying to figure out how a taco bowl is hispanic.

Topical AND timely. 10 points to Gryffindor!

it’s a good thing I’m alone in the office this afternoon, not much to cry laugh about in a hospital at the moment. 

Is there something that shits more than a goose? Other than this guy I mean. 

Two cans of beans AND coffee! He’s going to ‘start the day’ by spending the first two hours of it in the bathroom.

Natural gas

Just had a cup of coffee and a two cans of Goya beans! Take that, libs! Time to start the day.

“I don’t care” - America’s first lady.

Also disabled here (solid employment history, fairly well educated but unfortunately not able to work). Came here just to say that I feel everything you’ve just said 100%. I have no doubt that you’d do a better job on her website—or anything else— than the incompetent people associated with Trump’s grifter family.

Like her father’s “buildings,” the website is probably something built by other people that she just hung her name on.

But the thing is... yes all white people. Even the “wokest” of us need to constantly be checking ourselves and unlearning the racism and white supremacy that we have been steeped in for our entire existence. I get what you’re saying, but even trying to separate ourselves from the “bad” white people means we might…