I’ll admit, I was super into historical dolls as a kid. I read the American Girl Doll catalog with the attention of a Talmudic scholar, but it was too expensive for my family. My best friend got Samantha’s art kit, which included miniature tubes of oil paint, tiny paintbrushes, and some kind of wooden case. We…

Charles Manson didn’t kill anyone. Graham Spanier and Lou Anna Simon didn’t molest anyone. Cardinal Law also didn’t molest any altar boys. Jerry Jones and Roger Goodell didn’t commit domestic violence.

Except the doll collection is more diverse.

I really loved this movie and it’s a massive bummer that it did so poorly. That is all.

Look, people, if Bryan Fuller could do Hannibal with no rape scenes, you can too.

Wow, thank goodness we dodged that bullet. We almost had someone with a poor record on sexual harassment as President.

How does she still not get that her playing to both sides is part of why she was such a shit candidate.

Well she’s also married to a rapist. So it’s not terribly surprising.

Good. Woody Allen fucking sucks.

TYRA SANCHEZ: ABSOLUTE WINNER OF THE NIGHT

BenDeLa’s striptease was pretty much an instant comedy classic. Such a great bit and flawlessly executed.

I keep hearing predictions that he’ll kill himself in jail. Thing to remember is that he’s not going to kill himself because he feels bad about the harm he’s done. They kill themselves because they have no more access to their victims. 

Oh the irony of Pham posing in front of a Statue Of Liberty.

#deathbyfalafel

You just know every one of those guys quoted above has a couple of TB of hentai and Asian-girl porn squirreled away.

jungle asians

Dear Fat White Pimpled Nazis—Asian girls are not going to fuck you either.

“Sarge” reminds me particularly of the “I wanted to be a football player in high school, but I wasn’t fast enough or big enough to make the team and they all laughed at me. But I’m the fucking law, so who’s laughing now” type of officer I used to work with years ago in one of my former professional lives. Friggin…

Correction: I said “Show us the dick!” because I A.) am specific and B.) will not be censored.