Y’all, I can’t with this bullshit. Imma need to get high pretty soon.

That’s a very cute and fat baby.

It’s fantastic. Rachel Brosnahan is stellar.

These are obviously well-made, but I have no idea what most of these even are.

Is anyone else annoyed that the Dothraki and High Valyrian texts appear to be written in Dwarvish and Elvish from LOTR? Ugh, conlang dork bummer.

I only take the trazodone a few times a year. I know I joked before about mixing, but actually, the only “medicines” I mix are my anti-depressant and weed. Everything else is in the medicine cabinet just in case. Adderall is good for tough work days and Sunday morning clean-a-thons. The Klonopin I really only take…

If you mix everything, you aren’t on a seesaw, you’re in a bouncy castle.

Ok ok I have Trazadone on my reserve bench. That shit puts the hurt on some insomnia.

Wow. We are all on the same shit. 20 mg Escitalopram, copious varieties of Weed, blessed Adderall, and 1mg Clonazepam are my little helpers.

Following redistricting, The Hill published a list of the Top Ten House Members who were helped by redistricting.^[5] Blake Farenthold ranked 1st on the list.^[5]

This was exactly what I thought... omg. It’s exactly him.

Raise your hand if the entire state of New Jersey is about to become your weed mecca.

There’s nothing wrong with getting to have your principles and eat them too.

Family doesn’t have to mean the same thing to everyone. Some people just find that they don’t connect with their family members and that’s ok. I am way closer to my husband and his side of the family than to my own family. That being said, my family is actually horribly abusive, physically, emotionally and verbally.…

Oh yeah, those little children and infants. I mean, when are they going to start being lazy and get a job?

Let’s vent our subway horror story. I’ll go:

Default means you didn’t abide by the terms of your promissory note.

Better get a secret divorce.

That is a form of bankruptcy fraud.

Clinton was our poison pill. It was fucked up to ever defend his actions. We have to do better.