Precisely:  No bathroom, no RV.  It’s the one thing you want for the many of us who wake up in the middle of the night.

As a Transit Connect owner, this has been a long time dream of mine. Someone should do it!

The one 3rd gen to be sold on BaT went for $23k last October. Still, this guy probably is under budget for what these go for. 

Step 1: Buy a used Transit Connect (either the wagon or cargo van)

Given the state of NYC roads, you really want one of these:

Wait... New York City?!?

$300k/400ft works out to $4 million per mile. Google says paving a 2 lane road can cost between $2 million and $5 million per mile.

That 394-foot stretch of Power Road costs €250,000 (about $303,000) more than a regular road. A single mile could cost millions more than a conventional road.

Now we know who is carrying around vinegar, water, alcohol solution, custom washing equipment, and nitrile gloves.

Nah, you might not realize it, but you expel TONS of fluids just by breathing. Try wearing a mask and a face-shield for a few hours; it’s incredible just how much crap you disperse just by breathing, nevermind talking, sneezing, coughing, etc...

Who is touching their windshield? other than projectiles from your mouth I think your list of offenders is way off. The residue causing an oily sheen on the windshield is from the dash. It’s like an oily substance that of gasses and then sticks to the glass. There’s tons on this topic on the web already. 

Hol’ up.

Yeah, this is the opposite of a life hack.

I just squeegee it at the gas station. Doesn't get all the way down, and drips all over, but it gets clean where I need it

Hot water and crumpled newspaper. Getting windshields squeaky clean, streak free, since the 40's.

+1 flaming hoop.

Just put a few ramps on either side. 

They hold up excellent so long as you change the fluid/filter every 30k.

newb4lance

Oh, I’m totally hooning your Honda Beat when it gets here now that I know your password.