Gimme

In short: yes.

Finally, welcome to the cult.

When you get stuck needing to turn sharper and realize that shuffling your hands faster doesn’t cut it, give me a call.

Can someone render it so that the headlights are not cut in half by chrome, see how that looks?  Like, terminate the chrome at what should be the edge of the light

I like the coffees in the overhead photo

WHERE ARE MY JAGERMEISTER LIVERIES?

This.

Aren’t Martini liveries just the best?

Thanks, Torch. Now I’ll never un-see that face.

A very evolved choice

Exactly.

“Childish,” says the company still willing to restore your cheap little roadster from the 90's with pop-up headlights to showroom quality. Yeah, we’ll see

As usual, Torch’s is objectively the best option

Yet another article showing why you’re my favorite Jalopnik writer.  Completely agree with all this.

Now I just need to figure out how I’m gonna afford a new Gladiator Scrambler...

And I will happily give them my business

But is it even a real Gladiator?

Way to rap that up.

Much like you Kristen, I will need something fun, and manual. Once I finally graduate college, I plan on keeping my reliable Fozzie, and just jumping on the cheapest, manual, rear-wheel drive sports car I can find on craigslist that isn’t a Miata..... So probably a rusty fox-body or some barely-running British…