a boy learning to wield Excalibur, co-starring Patrick Stewart

Tyrone, you stupid fat bastard…

I assume that before buying this beer, you and your significant other are required to walk around the liquor store for half an hour not being able to agree on a beer for the night then finally stopping in front of this one to say, “that one’s fine, let’s just get out of here.”

The lightsaber hits him back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left...

Uncle Ben

Throw me the idol, I throw you the script.

Even if you can deal with Henson doing dick sucking jokes, he even gets the small bits wrong. That pause between jizz eruptions is about two beats too long - we all know it’s “coming” but it takes long enough to step on the joke itself.

Most people will say the best single episode of New Who is Blink but I’m going to say Vincent and the Doctor. It shows the truly tortured existence of Vincent Van Gogh and his struggle with depression. Unlike many other times when the Doctor and his companion meet a historical figure they seem to make a genuine…

We already got this back in 2007. It’s the “Sweep The Leg” music video. Everyone but Miagi makes an appearance. Also Mr. Belding.....for some reason.

My NES came with Robbie the Robot, the Zapper, Gyromite and Duck Hunt. Had to buy SMB separately.

Hudsucker Proxy has always been my favorite Coen Brothers movie.

“How would you describe your job?”

“Cleverly”

You kids and your “oh, it’s sooo expensive” complaints! Back in the 90's, a 4MB upgrade of RAM was about $450. 4MB!

Junk science: I see what you did there.

At work, robocalls about the Google listing come every six hours.

It’s important to remember what pagan really stands for:

You (foolish, naive): This Dante reference adds a bit of flavor to this geological story