Not to put too fine a point on it...

How is there anything wrong with playing the Isley Brothers’ Shout for goodness sake?

Airplane, tornadoes, tropical island. Modern day rom com about them ending up stranded on a lovely island in the S Pacific- but they realize in the end that they’re all dead and it’s the afterlife.

Homeopathy is having Avogadro’s number and never calling him back.

For me, it’s been the Men’s DuluthFlex Fire Hose Short Sleeve Work Shirt. I have some that are 7 or 8 years old and they still look great. I like them because they’re comfortable and cool, but most of all because I can fold them, then roll them into a tight ball and stuff them in a suitcase. When I take them out,…

I would get an Ecobee3 before a nest.

I would get an Ecobee3 before a nest.

Hand’s only CPR according to Vinnie Jones.

I will never run away because it will never be as cool as From The Mixed Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler. Nothing can top that.

Remember when King Missile warned us all about the issues with a Detachable Penis? Well, it's the ladies' turn.

VOTE: KeePass - I use in addition to LastPass. Keepass is my master password file while LastPass contains a subset for daily use. One of the features includes attaching files to the password entry... great for those QR codes for two-factor authentication.

She also announced she was changing her name to "Eccentrica Gallumbits" and plans to leave earth for Eroticon 6 as soon as it is feasible. Apparently was also quoted as calling Zaphod Beeblebrox "The best bang since the big one"

Another great question to ask yourself is "Can I go back and do the project all over again if I'm unhappy with the results?" It's one thing to decide that you dislike the new ceiling fan over the bed even after having to run a new circuit for it. It's another thing entirely to find out the new window you installed…

Pure talent, in time when most of the industry is over-saturated with premanufactured auto-tuned pop singers.