Just asking to keep the partisan political stuff of Jalopnik. I don’t vote by how fun a candidate is, this is not an election for HS class president.

I’m all about keeping politics off Jalopnik (Tyler really shit the bed there a few times.) BUT anyone who thinks this is political really needs to lighten the hell up. It’s humor, and it’s not the worst humor on Jalopnik either (cough*Doug*cough.)

Bet you’re fun at parties....

Congrats! For that I give you... Don Cherry:

They are using the “Tesla Method”

IMHO...current Ferrari Styling has completely lost its way compared to the legacy it was given by cars like this. Subtile elegance and grace have been abandoned for cartoon, visual adolescence.

Ford’s Global Business Model for Sustained Success:

That’s not a Lusso. Now this is a Lusso:

Looking forward to the 360 filming fad to disappear.

this looks better, that shelby gt500... is like looking at dennis rodman’s face.

Yeah I’m gonna need a minute or two with these.

not that I’m usually one to piss on peoples chips but why are all the wallpapers “ridiculously awesome” this one is questionable at best.

Bum tish.

And living with it sucks. Go over to the Chysler bulletin boards and the will become obvious to you.

Fucks sake the start/stop on my Cherokee drives me fucking crazy. That slight delay as it starts back up is wicked annoying, especially after getting into it after driving my Charger.

Jalopnik needs 100% more this and 100% fewer shitty jokes from...literally all of their writers.

The trucks will need all that torque to carry their owners’ giant, fragile egos.

Did you win the game though?

I used to enjoy nascar. Now it feels like over commercialized spec racing. This is a freaking golden age of horsepower. Require them to purchase cars from a randomly selected dealer, place them in parc femme for installation of safety equipment, and let’s see some STOCK car racing again.

Can you just maybe report on the news without putting a stupid slant on it? I get it, you guys don’t like the guy, but don’t let that get in the way of professional journalism. Otherwise you’re just a bunch of glorified bloggers.