I do love how one of the elephants decides to enhance this family reunion by taking a shit/piss.

Some experts are skeptical — believing that the majority of handprints were made by adolescent boys

Yeah, but if women made the first cave paintings, they don't count as Art, they're just decoration. 'Cause LADIES, and their silly, frivolous habits. Right?

Umm...will this be live-streaming anywhere? Because I absolutely want to watch this. Gather up some of my knitting buddies, have some wine, and enjoy hours of knitting TV, while getting sloshed and knitting something I'll only have to tear back the next day when I remember what a bad idea it is to knit while drunk.

HOW DO I GET THIS CHANNEL? Seriously I would pay to watch this.
I spend every free second I have with knitting needles in my hands. I carry a travel project with me for standing in lines. I spend my workday day dreaming of listening to my needles click when I get home. Swooooon.

Norwegian TV is the best. There is a show that is just someone chopping wood. And there is an amazing thing once where they put HD cameras on the front of trains and just aired hours of that on TV. It's wonderful.

Maybe the competitors sass each other throughout.

So, this is only tangentially connected, but what is the general consensus of a "potluck" wedding? Like, you're poor, you want to invite a bunch of friends to come celebrate in your back yard, and you ask people to bring some eats or booze instead of a pricey gift. Is this weird/does it violate the concept of "if you…

That doctor needs to review HIPAA guidelines then.

So can we finally lay to rest the lie that thin women have the privilege of walking around in public without getting negative comments on their appearance? Good. Because I'm almost as tired of hearing that bullshit as I am of hearing that I must be anorexic.

I want video of Billy Idol watching this.

Yep, my fiancé and I were watching this, sniffling and tearing up the whole time. When Mandy Patinkin showed up I just wailed "OUR WEDDING WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN THIS!"

Nah, the one who is being a dick is the dude with the long piece of grass that's tickling poor sleeping doggie's ears.

For a moment there I was all THE ELEPHANT IS CROWING AT THE DOG!!1!

I visited the Mystic Aquarium in Connecticut years ago, and they had their Belugas in some temporary tanks on a section of their grounds that was within hearing range of the highway. The whales were swimming in the circular tank and surfacing along the "highway side" and exhaling in a what sounded to me like a…

It will probably take science at least another thirty years to decipher his speech.

When we were looking at the belugas at Mystic Aquarium in Connecticut, there was one that would race straight toward my son and open its mouth really wide. I asked an employee about it; she said it was believed that they did this because they liked seeing the startled reaction from the kids.

thumbs up to that. I for one will accept our new cetacean overlords.

I'm left with the uneasy feeling that he's not merely imitating human speech, he's actually mocking it.