Wow - you may have solved it.

For what its worth, I've always been a "On MY face/tits— that's not ok" kinda chick. Dunno why. Not like I subscribe to babys-r-us monthly or anything, but just a kinda..

"Dick move bro. My vag could catch that with minimal effort. Now you gonna make me go to the bathroom and wipe this this shit off instead of…

I would never want to see a transcript of me talking because it would be full of "I'm all" and "she's all" and "like" and "dude."

Side note: what the fuck is with all the "spitting on crotches or in mouths" stuff in porn these days??

I was recently enjoying the favours of a younger man (I am in my late 40s, he was 30) who among other things wanted me to accept the, um, facial, and you know, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that expectation is hugely derived from internet porn, which we didn't have when I was last sleeping around (in my…

Same here. I'm the dominant farter. I pride myself on this ability, always have. So now with this boyfriend of mine, who is exhaustively competitive, I'll fart a perfect 10 only to have him immediately try and squeak out maybe a 6. I'm embarrassed for him, really.

But where will they find someone to hit a baby with a Champagne bottle and push it out to sea? Seems a little much.

Excellent dye job

That... that sloth! That sloth loves that kitty! And the kitty loves the sloth!

Yeah, pretty much. I have to put sandbags around my lawn on a pretty regular basis thanks to blowjob flooding. It's really a pain.

As an uncircumcised dude, this is news to me. I mean, I get the occasional hummer, and no one has ever been like "woah, no way skin-head, I aint going near that" or reacted in any way but positively. But, would I just be drowning in them if I was cut? Would blow jobs be raining from the sky? Would I literally be…

Well, we are talking about a sexual organ and its potential alteration. Kids grow up. I wish my niece and nephew a lifetime of healthy sexual relationships with plenty of kind, loving, safe, consensual sex even though I NEVAR want to hear about it. blech.

It's true: uncircumcised dicks are never blown. This is basically what started the two World Wars. You get an entire continent full of uncut, blow job-less dudes and, well, tensions mount and shit is going to get real...

"I say this as a women who without fail gets UTIs from uncircumcised penises"

If only politicians felt the same way about decisions regarding the vaginas they do not and have never owned. "I have a personal preference regarding abortion, but it's a private decision that I won't meddle in because I have never had a vagina, and even if I have one, I've never had your vagina, so I won't presume to…

Not sure what that has to do with anything beyond teaching your child basic hygiene.

Haha, I did the SAME thing: when I watched the censored version I thought people were just over-reacting. Then I saw the original, and my reaction was more, "Oh! Oh ... yes, I see what you mean."

.....okay, I have been with uncircumcised men...am I missing something? How are blow jobs not possible?

Aw man. He should have called them "uplifting messages" instead.

The chair knows he wants it.