Yes, I got that impression too. I can imagine his female relatives sitting him down one day. "Okay. We have some stuff to discuss."

Yep. Y'all walked straight into this one, my friends.

Please see percysowner's reply to you, which I consider very complete.

A few years ago I made a personalised port-a-mug for my mother-in-law, which is still a hit with her birding posse.

Well. Fucking. Done!

My sister-in-law and her hubz are freelance substitutes, and my ex-sister-in-law has a regular orchestral gig. I've heard allllll the stories :(

Exactly. If a pretty woman distracts them from doing their job, they shouldn't be hired in the first place.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsvA7p0LYUk

That hair is MAGNIFICENT.

I was thinking this very thing. It probably * has* been done before, without the entourage. I hope doesn't bring out the racist trolls.

Totes homophobic. BUT THE PORCELAIN HEART IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL.

Sooooo. In the spirit of piling on Jezebel for every little thing, why does one on the kids have dyslexia? Is it to wish a not-so-perfect child upon a person you wouldn't like? To enhance the family's perfection by giving them a small imperfection to heroically overcome?

Urgh, my 9-yr old broke his leg skiing in Feb. and everybody was commiserating about the loss of his wintersports season. I was all like, "at least I don't have to amuse a casted kid all summer."

Naw, just because it's been done shouldn't mean that new artists can't explore the subject. I'd hate to think that walk-in vaginas are forever off-limits to my body of work.

Sushi is as sushi does. It's not like Japanese women stop eating it when pregnant. As long as you're sure the fish was handled properly, it should be fine.

You are far too kind. I would have charged the owner on top of neutering and vet bills. I hope your happy boy is okay.

I'm a bit shocked at the number of people who say "don't tell, and walk away." (I shouldn't be, but there ya go, faith in humanity and all that.) The reasoning is that the only person that got hurt is OMGWTF, and that to heal quickly she must completely dissociate herself from the association.

The thing is, she's already done with him. You missed that. She has ceased communication. She may not be over him yet, but that's her own business. Her dilemma now is, should she inform his wife that he's a total shitbag who lies to women on the internet, and to her?

I am imagining it to require the same stamina that is needed for doing one of those physio exercises - the kind where you have to put your back against the wall in a sitting position, that makes me cry.

So you just wanted to lecture her, then. That's helpful.