At this rate, every manufacturer is going to have crossovers in size xs, s, smallish, big-small, medium, medium-ish, small-medium, small-big, large-small, xl, xxl, xm, mx, 3x and Big Gulp. Seating between 4 and 100 passengers and all sporting old SUV or sports car names.

Tell me about your experience owning an Alfa, beyond reading an article about one Quadrifoglio.

Alfa’s keys to “success”:

They all wear Tommy Bahama shirts and white New Balance sneakers now.

People do not test drive a car for three years, three months or even 3 hours. They sit in it and drive it for 15-30 minutes and if they feel like they’re in a bunker they don’t buy it. But let’s put that to the side, why do you think the Camaro isn’t selling as well as the Mustang and Challenger? The engines are great…

Camaro have really always been difficult to see out of, at least since the early 80s.  Driving my 1995, despite its MASSIVE windshield glass, which was raked at such an insane angle that it was like driving through a tank slit. 

I really like how they’ve rearranged the deck chairs. Very nice.

Again, I’m a Toyota FAN. I’ll drive my 4Runner until the sun burns out, I test drove the GT86 just for kicks, and then proceeded to borrow my friend’s and flog it to within an inch of its life (with his permission), and its. just. noooottt. quite. there....

Sweet. Is it so they can drive their underwhelming cars on it without being passed all day by German hatchbacks?

Headlights that turn left and right with the steering wheel= legal in US for a long time

You do realize that “LOOK AT ME, CHROME!” has been a Cadillac thing for a very long time, right?

No, McLaren F1 is still clearly the coolest of the bunch.

This thing and its hideous sibling over at Honda the Crosstour will almost never get a NP from me. I hate them with a passion. I was all set to CP this POS before I even got to the part about the title. No rebuilt title Acura save maybe an NSX will be worth $15999. CRACK PIPE! The fact that this isn’t a 100% CP both…

The universe tried to unbuild this, but somebody had to stick their nose in the universe’s business. I want no part of such hubris.

Uh, this is just a straight up used car that’s been wrecked.

Classic fucktard GM bashing Jalop-reader.

All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

Get the business card of a lawyer, take it to the dealership and tell them you’ll be putting a retainer down instead of paying for the engine.

I am one of the affected scion owners. 15 miles after i left the dealership i had the same symptoms as everybody else. It’s been a month, toyota corporate is brushing their shoulder, and the dealership isn’t compensating besides free labor to install a new engine, engine/block on my expense. First time i am posting…