Alas, I have but one star to give.

CP on the Maserati, once I noticed the aftermarket sub in the trunk. That’s pretty low rent for such a nice car. Makes me wonder what else was done on a budget.

You’re probably the same dudes who show up to complain when Jalop posts a non-car post to complain.

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo.

Struggling to come up with a Tommy Boy “You can get a good look at a ____ by looking at top-notch’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather just take his word for it?” type joke.

I hope you have a cape, because you’re a hero.

Totally! And you could plug a rotary phone into the wall to make phone calls. You could have taken out a pen and paper and mailed in your comment as well.

In my youth, I got pulled over in my 79 Cutlass 3x in one day because the exhaust was gone, and so was the frame behind the rear wheel wells. So it was incredibly loud and the rear bumper was flapping in the breeze.

This wins.

That’s disemvowel.

Grand Cherokee?

They should just make automatic headlights standard across the board.

Where do I apply for this job?

This is the second Dear Doug with a Titanic reference. Doug DiCaprio.

Best Wu-Tang song!

Tough one. Toss up between my 91' Camaro with the 305 or my 95 Stealth R/T Auto. The Camaro was a huge slow turd, but it had T-Tops which made it a little fun.

I wish I could star your comment twice, because of your screenname.

But you’ll still go home satisfied.